My new love - WET LOOK leggins.

So during my usual daily/weekly ASOS  search, I again came across (well when I say came across, I clicked the bookmark) the page with the Sass and Bide "Black rats" leggings which I've been holding out on buying for weeks and weeks. Was trying to warrant paying that much money for them, then was looking around to see if I could find a good enough copy (ghetto hood rat style) as I decided that £90 for something I'd only wear a couple times - working out at around £45 a wear - was a little extravagant even by my standards. 

(The Jean Paul Gaultier dress I wore once for my 18th comes to mind)

So anyway, had a chat regarding it to Cat and she mentioned that Topshop has the wetlook leggins in and whispered the price to me. All thoughts of the ruched leggings went out the window at that point, and the World went into slow motion for a few minutes. Needless to say the next opportunity I got I hot-footed it down to Oxford Circus to get them.

After staring at myself in the changing room for 20 minutes (lol) I finally took them off and bought them.

I love em and for all of you that have an inner dominatrix (that word has been thrown around a fair few times) I think u need to join the revolution and get a pair. Black though. Have seen people in the red and it just reminds me of Britney Spears a la "Oops I did it again" gone wrong. Don't do it to yourselves, bitches.

When u do, team them with your highest heels that match your top, nothing too fancy to take away from the leggings. Go plain on the accessories also. 

I don't have a proper pic of me in them, may have to model 'em and get some pics done ;) *goes off to look for a telephone number*

Thanks Catrina x

I'm still hankering for those Sass and Bides though ...... 

Shoes ..... hot to DEATH! I'd shank a bitch for these.

Now, I have to sing the praises of Mr Gentles AGAIN as he done did it again. I have another pair of custom shoes courtesy of him and his skills. The Flyest are basically his skilled artwork on shoes, bags, belts jackets etc. as long as it's leather. 

I love him SO much for these. All Saints stilettos with zip detail up the back of the shoe and I'm telling you I was prepared to kill for these, luckily I didn't have to. Cos I'm telling you I woulda packed them up and brought them with me to prison and shanked hardened crims to keep these.

And check out my foot in the shoe. I'm officially a model! 

Join the revolution before you can't afford him! Cop his shit here jabronis 

My next purchase when I find em

Was browsing trainer blogs as usual and found these Nike Dunk Pro SB mids. Love em, and will be looking for them, but I think they'd look much better with darker laces so that they fit in nicely cos right now those laces stand out like a High School Musical fan at a Lupe Concert. Just doesn't go, bruv.

Sexy as f*ck. 

Aye, Papi - look at my shoes, yo!

So it's been a good few days since I got hold of the shoes I so dearly wanted, and I have worn them already (my birthday pardee, thanx to all that came and those that sent texts, called me blab blah blah)

Here are the shoes. Thanx to my boy The Flyest. They really are the flyest, yo.

He has a facebook page, and he also does belts, kicks and bags, so for more info hit him up here or alternatively hit me up and I will give u his number. I won't post his number as I really don't know about some of these Internet types ..... :P

Ah wah di ......

I'm livid. In fact in incensed *insert angry, proper vex face smiley here *

I've had to survive without Foot Patrol closing down (well at least it's not permanent, but still) the woman I used to buy accessories from in Portobello has moved away, but I'm now having to deal with the loss of wait for it ........  Lin.

Who is Lin? She is the best nail technician/pedicurist in South London, might be so bold as to say THE WORLD. Vietnam don't make em like her anymore and I can't believe she's gone and I have no idea where to. Not so bad in terms of painting the nails as to be fair, I'm hardly J-Ho or Mariah Scarey, I can paint em myself, and half the time I do like the chipped look as it reminds me of when I was 8 (all 20 yrs ago almost to the day) but those feet massages, nuh uh!

I am thinking of setting up an American Idol style audition to search for Britain's best massagist (yeah that aint a word but I don't care right now) 

KISS MY TEETH.

Will be back later to upload the photos of the shoes that I got from a friend of mine who is overly talented, The Flyest. I think it's time we showed him off to the world before he gets too big and forgets my name when I shout after him as he walks with his 50 strong entourage at some fuckry club like Chinawhites........

January Sales? … PAH!

Is it me or has this year's January sales been a huge letdown? This time last year I had so many clothes bags and shoes my family thought I'd started up a business on eBay. This year is another kettle of fish. In fact, it's another breed of animal. I'll admit I've made a couple of purchases but the majority of the items weren't even in the damn sale. People were milling around the stores in the West End picking up what looked like to me as nothing but cack and tat. I don't know if I'm losing my lustre or the shops are only putting the shit they couldn't sell at the beginning of the season in to get rid of it.

I managed to get a coat that actually fits me so I don't look swamped and can still have a couple of layers (see the previous post) for a decent price too. Hoorah. As for me finding any decent trousers or skirts in my size, forget it! I've even been on my trusted ASOS.com and have not had the best luck. I ordered some trousers from there and they came complete with what looked like a bleach stain. Currently on its way back to their depot now. You bet your bad ass they are. I did get some great eyeshadow at a knockdown price, but this to me does not constitute to a great end of season sale.

People assume as I'm small that I have no trouble finding clothes to fit. What a bloody joke. The age old grass is greener scenario comes to mind. I'd like to put some weight on when I know plenty of my friends want to give it to me. I won't even mention the conversation I had on Facebook regarding my weight gain over Christmas and people telling me about my gym visits. KMT.

As for the gym, I'm most annoyed and frustrated because I have been advised by my doctor that I should rest it – ligament ruptured. Not happy. Hurts. Flat shoes. Thankfully on the mend now, and I was even naughty today and wore my Mary Janes out. Life on the edge, I know.

If anyone knows of anywhere I can get clothes reasonably priced for a 5'2 (and a half) size 6 with no hips and a decent sized bottom, I'd be grateful for your assistance.